I personally have no issues with gays/lesbians, so don’t think of this as trashing. Its just that the darn joke is too funny.

Boy: “Dad there is a kid in school who keeps calling me gay!”

Dad: “Well!!!!! punch him hard!!!!!!!!”

Boy: “But No Dad he is soooooooo cute!!!!”

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.

After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, “I thought I told you to be quiet!”

Jerry says, “Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn’t make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn’t make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, ‘Should we take them with us or eat them here?’ I couldn’t keep quiet any more!”

Just few months out of office, and George W. Bush has been struck by tragedy. A fire at his ranch has decimated what he planned to be his presidential library.Both books have been destroyed. And the real tragedy is: he hadn’t finished coloring either of them.

How do you get a fat girl into bed?

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Piece of cake!

muwahahahaha!!!!!

A woman prays to Bhagwan and says: “O Bhagwan – why did you not make a man’s penis more beautiful”

Bhagwan replies: “Oye Kanjari – I made it ugly and you all can’t stop sucking it! If I made it beautiful, you all would just end up eating it!!!”

There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all night!

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I finally had to let her out.