Faisal Khan » president http://www.faisalkhan.com Curious. Very Curious. Sun, 01 Jan 2012 10:28:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Ten Things I shall do immediately when I become President of Pakistan (or PM – whichever comes first): http://www.faisalkhan.com/2010/04/22/ten-things-i-shall-do-immediately-when-i-become-president-of-pakistan-or-pm-whichever-comes-first/ http://www.faisalkhan.com/2010/04/22/ten-things-i-shall-do-immediately-when-i-become-president-of-pakistan-or-pm-whichever-comes-first/#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 06:30:29 +0000 Faisal Khan http://faisalkhan.com/?p=841

  1. Legalize Alcohol – might as well.
  2. Invite the Sweedish Bikini Team (Courtesy Coors)
  3. Scratching/Grabbing/Massaging your private in Public – will yield to instant flogging!
  4. Spit Pan on a Public place and we have the equal right to spit on your face!
  5. It will be okay to say WTF – even on official documents. Exclamation marks can be used for emphasis!
  6. In order to sit on my Federal Cabinet, you MUST have an IQ of 120+. You must excel in the vertical for the Ministry under your control. You must be fluent in English – yes, we shall ask you to highlight some of the books you’ve read recently. You will have a minimum of a Masters!
  7. There will be NO such thing as a Police Escort. Everyone gets the same treatment.
  8. I shall induct a special police that will whip everyone and make sure everyone gets in line. On the road, waiting for the elevator, at the ticket counter, in the bank, etc.
  9. Horns will be banned. Plain and simple.
  10. Establish an Internet Exchange (about time!)
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Bay adab Bay mulahiza Hoshiar Baighairat-e-Azam, Badshah-e-Rishwat, Zaleel-ul-Mulk, Shehenshah-e-Jowa, Sardar-e-Dakait Asif Zardari Zabardasti aa rahe Hain!

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To commemorate the ascension from jail bird to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new Rs. 100 stamp.

People of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on!!!!

Courtesy: SFI

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