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Harvard Classics: The Liberal Education For Free.

The Harvard Classics

Charles Eliot was the President of Harvard University from 1869 to 1909. He often used to cite that if a person spent 15 minutes-a-day aside for reading, one could get a liberal education (like that of Harvard) for free.  He cited that such books would sit comfortably on a five-foot shelf. Continue reading →

Ten Things I shall do immediately when I become President of Pakistan (or PM – whichever comes first):

  1. Legalize Alcohol – might as well.
  2. Invite the Sweedish Bikini Team (Courtesy Coors)
  3. Scratching/Grabbing/Massaging your private in Public – will yield to instant flogging!
  4. Spit Pan on a Public place and we have the equal right to spit on your face!
  5. It will be okay to say WTF – even on official documents. Exclamation marks can be used for emphasis!
  6. In order to sit on my Federal Cabinet, you MUST have an IQ of 120+. You must excel in the vertical for the Ministry under your control. You must be fluent in English – yes, we shall ask you to highlight some of the books you’ve read recently. You will have a minimum of a Masters!
  7. There will be NO such thing as a Police Escort. Everyone gets the same treatment.
  8. I shall induct a special police that will whip everyone and make sure everyone gets in line. On the road, waiting for the elevator, at the ticket counter, in the bank, etc.
  9. Horns will be banned. Plain and simple.
  10. Establish an Internet Exchange (about time!)

Zardari as President….

To commemorate the ascension from jail bird to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new Rs. 100 stamp.

People of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on!!!!

Courtesy: SFI