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Ten Things I shall do immediately when I become President of Pakistan (or PM – whichever comes first):

Faisal Khan — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 06:30:29 +0000

Legalize Alcohol – might as well.
Invite the Sweedish Bikini Team (Courtesy Coors)
Scratching/Grabbing/Massaging your private in Public – will yield to instant flogging!
Spit Pan on a Public place and we have the equal right to spit on your face!
It will be okay to say WTF – even on official documents. Exclamation marks can be used for emphasis!
In order to sit on my Federal Cabinet, you MUST have an IQ of 120+. You must excel in the vertical for the Ministry under your control. You must be fluent in English – yes, we shall ask you to highlight some of the books you’ve read recently. You will have a minimum of a Masters!
There will be NO such thing as a Police Escort. Everyone gets the same treatment.
I shall induct a special police that will whip everyone and make sure everyone gets in line. On the road, waiting for the elevator, at the ticket counter, in the bank, etc.
Horns will be banned. Plain and simple.
Establish an Internet Exchange (about time!)

NRO (National Reconciliation Ordinance) 2007 – Detailed Judgement

Faisal Khan — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:58:34 +0000

The Supreme Court of Pakistan released the NRO (National Reconciliation Ordinance) 2007 Detailed Judgement in which it struck down the controversial NRO law.

The complete judgement can be downloaded from here (NRO Detailed Judgement) [6.2MB - PDF File]

The new president is coming sermon….

Faisal Khan — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:25:34 +0000

Bay adab Bay mulahiza Hoshiar Baighairat-e-Azam, Badshah-e-Rishwat, Zaleel-ul-Mulk, Shehenshah-e-Jowa, Sardar-e-Dakait Asif Zardari Zabardasti aa rahe Hain!