I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.  The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.   I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.

After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, “I thought I told you to be quiet!”

Jerry says, “Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn’t make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn’t make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, ‘Should we take them with us or eat them here?’ I couldn’t keep quiet any more!”

Just few months out of office, and George W. Bush has been struck by tragedy. A fire at his ranch has decimated what he planned to be his presidential library.Both books have been destroyed. And the real tragedy is: he hadn’t finished coloring either of them.

Okay, I don’t even know how to go about explaining this very short video of Captain Kirk. See what he is holding in his hand – what were they thinking? Its truly LMAO video!

Prolly work safe.

http://www.infrastructurist.com/2009/04/16/gallery-amusingly-defaced-street-signs/

Hilarious website, showing photographs of strange parents, makes you wonder, why the fuck do you have a kid?

http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

Probably work safe.

You just HAVE to see this – the last person coming in for prayers, literally trips everyone like dominos

Salman had just picked up his wife Shazia and their new baby and Mother-in-Law from the hospital and brought them home. It was not long before Shazia and her Mother suggested that Salman should try his hand at changing the diaper. “I’m busy,” he said, “I promise I’ll do the next one.”

The next time soon came around so with the Mother-in-Law standing by her saide, Shazia asked him again. Salman looked at wife and said, innocently, “I didn’t mean the next diaper, I meant the next baby.”

Whilst everyone is writing about Obama, I decided to share something that is on the humorous side of things. The new world order that is coming….

Cure Auto Insurance advertisement (yes, its a legitimate ad). I just thought it was cool.

Imagine all the websites you know – like eBay, PayPal, Wiki, YouTube, Amazon, Google, Digg, Facebook, Snopes, AskJeeves, etc. were all people and they show up at a party, what would it be like?

Well – ponder no more – check the Internet Party Out (contains foul language).

Followed by – Internet Party 2: An Intervention from MySpace

Well wonder no more. I actually came across this blog – aptly titled “Stuff White People Like“.

NSFW.

Here is something funny I came across… A Jesus Light Switch. I kid you not.

http://gizmodo.com/359540/jesus-switch-turns-on-off

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