Tech Support

by Faisal Khan January 31, 2006 Text Humor

Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager.” Customer: I don’t have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean? [...]

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4:00 AM Call.

by Faisal Khan January 30, 2006 Fair Dinkum!

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00am. How true.

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Your music taste….

by Faisal Khan January 29, 2006 Cool / Weird / Interesting / Bizzare Websites

Awesome website. Go to http://www.pandora.com/. Its a website that will get the type of music you like and make a virtual radio station out of it. A must hear!

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Preacher

by Faisal Khan January 28, 2006 Text Humor

The Preacher explains that he must move on to a large congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the Citysays “I will give him a new Cadillac every year and furnish his wife with a [...]

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Top Ten

by Faisal Khan January 19, 2006 Text Humor

My Top Ten List of Why I Procrastinate: 1.

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How to say I love you!!!

by Faisal Khan January 19, 2006 Fair Dinkum!

How to say ‘I love you’ in 25 languages… English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T’aime German lch Liebe Dich Japanese Ai Shite Imasu Thai Phom rak khun Italian Ti amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Alskar Alabama Arkansas Oklahoma Texas North Carolina South Carolina Georgia Tennessee Missouri Mississippi Montana Louisiana [...]

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Pig…

by Faisal Khan January 19, 2006 Text Humor

A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: “Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.” His wife is lying in bed and replies: “I think you’ll find that’s a sheep, you idiot.” The man says: ” I think you’ll find I wasn’t [...]

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What would you do?

by Faisal Khan January 17, 2006 Fair Dinkum!

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty [...]

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Bumper Stickers.

by Faisal Khan January 17, 2006 Text Humor

- Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit. – Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself!!! – Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? – If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. – If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better. – Horn Broken… Watch For Finger. [...]

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Set Free!

by Faisal Khan January 14, 2006 Fair Dinkum!

Apple’s TV commercial for the Intel Chip based Macs. Intel processors freed from life of drudgery!

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FilmLoop.

by Faisal Khan January 11, 2006 Cool / Weird / Interesting / Bizzare Websites

First there was text Blogging. Then there was photo-blogging, along came Flickr! and now… *drum roll please*. Say hello to FilmLoop. You just gotta see what this is.

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Eid Mubarek

by Faisal Khan January 11, 2006 General

Wishing all the readers of this blog (and even to those of you who have bitched recently about the tech article written below), I wish you a very blessed Eid Mubarek. May you find sakoon in your life.

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Chakka of the Day!

by Faisal Khan January 10, 2006 Text Humor

A sardar goes to a shop to buy Indian flag. The shopkeeper gives him a Indian flag. The sardar looks at it for a while and says something. What does he say? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [...]

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