On Thursday (May 04), at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06 i.e. 01:02:03:04:05:06 That won’t ever happen again in our lifetime. Maybe never …
CNN on its website – lists the geographics of the soldiers killed in the Iraq War. The link can be found here. But what about all those innocent civilians (Iraqis) who have been killed. I am sure the number is in 10,000s if not in the 100,000s. Who will write a story on them – [...]
A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join him. Both are even after the first couple of holes. The second guy says “Say, we’re about [...]
A Greek and an Italian met one sunny afternoon in Greece and shared a glass of wine. The Greek couldn’t help bragging about his rich cultural heritage -”We Greeks built the Parthenon,” he said proudly. The Italian answered, “We Italians built the Colosseum and the Sistine Chapel.” The Greek, unfazed, said, “We Greeks gave the [...]
A man from Bangladesh named Abdul was bragging that in his country there are 79 different ways to make mad passionate love. A gent from Florida listened incredulously. “Why that’s amazing. Where I come from there’s only one way.” “Just one?” Abdul asked. “And which way is that?” “Well,” the Florida gent began, “there’s a [...]
A blonde goes to the airport and walks up to the ticket counter: “I’d like a round-trip ticket,” she says to the agent. “Certainly” the agent says. “To where?” “Well, DUH,” she says annoyed. “To HERE!!!“
“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take – but by the moments that take our breath away.” Stolen from my good friend Ellen (Anne Austin’s) profile on ISCA.
A Preacher said: “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river”. And the congregation cried, “Amen!” “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it in the river”. And the congregation cried, “Amen!” “And if I had all [...]