Since when???

by Faisal Khan June 24, 2007 Text Humor

Morris is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker, Joe, is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.” “Hey Joe, he yells out – I didn’t know you were into earrings.” “Don’t make such a [...]

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Paper aeroplanes….

by Faisal Khan June 24, 2007 Cool / Weird / Interesting / Bizzare Websites

Build the world’s best paper aeroplanes Work Safe. NN.

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Things Never Said By Southerners…

by Faisal Khan June 22, 2007 Text Humor

1. Oh I just couldn’t. Hell, she’s only sixteen. 2. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 3. Duct tape won’t fix that. 4. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken. 5. We don’t keep firearms in this house. 6. No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe. 7. Honey, [...]

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Point well taken…

by Faisal Khan June 17, 2007 Text Humor

An old Mafia don lies sick on his death bed, his family gathered around. The old man lifts his head, and turns to his 12-year-old grandson: “Vinny, my-a boy, I’m a die. I givva you my-a pearl-handled .38 revolver.” Vinny, never shy, says, “Thank you, grandfather  but I’d rather have your Rolex watch.” The old [...]

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It happens on the 17th of June every year for this family…

by Faisal Khan June 17, 2007 Cool / Weird / Interesting / Bizzare Websites

A family in Buenos Aires, Argentina will snap a family picture of themselves this year… so what’s the big deal? Well they’ve been doing it every since they got married and its a time-sequence from 1976 to date. Just click here and have a look… you will be pleasantly surprised.  Don’t you wish you had [...]

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Slovenian awards for two Pak pilots

by Faisal Khan June 16, 2007 Fair Dinkum!

Last year I wrote about the amazing Rescue of Tomaz Humar by Pakistan Army Helicopter Pilots. Now the Slovenian government will be awarding the two Pakistani Pilots RAWALPINDI: Two Pakistan Army pilots will leave for Slovenia today (Saturday) to receive the highest Slovenian award ever conferred upon any foreign national. According to details, Slovenia has [...]

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Muslim Pick-up lines….

by Faisal Khan June 16, 2007 Text Humor

1. Wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah 2. Marry me so I don’t have to lower my gaze every time you walk into the room 3. Is ur dad a terrorist cuz ur da bomb…. 4. Girl when i saw you i said mashallah – then i said inshallah…. [...]

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PPRA – realignment…

by Faisal Khan June 10, 2007 Business & Entrepreneur

Public Procurement Regulatory Authority (PPRA) was created to provide transparency and governance over the procurements done by various provincial, federal, semi-state and state enterprises. A key of requirement is that for procurement an advertisement must be placed in the newspaper. Tender (or RFP/RFQ) documents for purchase are usually assigned to the vendors who seek to [...]

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Price tag scare?

by Faisal Khan June 2, 2007 Text Humor

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person [...]

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Another one for the courier companies…

by Faisal Khan May 28, 2007 Business & Entrepreneur

Our company relies heavily on courier services to deliver letters, etc. As we send out quite a few letters every day (approximate 20~30 per day), I see the courier-rep who comes to pick them up – spend a lot of time writing information down – to provide us with a receipt. I am sure, this [...]

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Its time to stay at home!

by Faisal Khan May 14, 2007 IT / Technology

  I’ve always been a proponent of telecommuting, i.e. the ability to work from home using the current telecommunication infrastructure available. The as all employers (typical of us) – I’m also concerned that am I getting what I paying for – at least I am led to (falsely) believe, employees in the office in front [...]

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The male side of things…

by Faisal Khan February 11, 2007 Over 18 Please

Aik wife – sex kernay say pehlay kapraay utaaar ti houway – gir gaiye, tu uss kay husband nay bola: “Jaan tum theek ho nah – tum hai dard tu nahi hoiwee” …and then….. after sex…..uss ki wife again kapraay pehnaytay howai gir gaie tu phir husband nay bola……. AAANDHI HAI KIYA BENCHOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Capital Punishment…

by Faisal Khan January 2, 2007 Fair Dinkum!

When Saddam Hussain was recently hanged – I could not help but think of one thing. The two ‘democracies’ at work here are the US and UK. Both are trying to make Iraq more democratic and take it eons away from the dictatorial regime it once was. Now – personally, I did never give a [...]

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