What’s the stupidest thing that ever came out of an American’s mouth?

“But why do they hate us?”

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…if you have one.”

- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”

~ Stephen Wright

God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak.
– Ancient Arab proverb -