Carmen…

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone.  She approached him.
“My name is Carmen,” she told him.
“That’s a beautiful name,” he said. “Is it a family name?”
“No,” she replied. “I gave it to myself.  It reflects the things I like most – cars and men.”
“What’s your name?” she asked.
“Beertits,” he said.