Usually I don’t post stuff related to my family, but this I gotta share. Here’s a conversation between my son (Omer Mikhail Khan, 4.75 years old) and his mom (my wife).
Omer: “Amma! At the park today a big boy said the gandaa word today!”
Mom: “Really! what did he say?”
Omer: ” (Whispering) “You know the gandaa wala word”
Mom: “Tell amma what he said”
Omer: “Amma it was the gandaa wala word you told me about”
Mom: “was it the gandaa walaa word that Abu says?”
Omer: (Very casually he says) “Nahi Amma, he did not say bhenchod” (which incidently Abu says every now and then) and then whispering he says “he said shut-up”
Needless to say my wife had a very hard time trying to keep a straight face and I just went into a laughter-overload.
Kids….I don’t know where they pick-up these words from! *shrugs*
My son started speaking about the same age peers do. One day his mother said to me hear what he says. I was ready for some new expression he might have picked up. I looked at him and asked him to say what he had told his mother. He looked at me with a lot of pride and said: 'Fucking bastard'!
I became convinced the boy will grow into a healthy cockney man!
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